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‘The Dark Tower’ movie has no heart, and will really upset fans of the Stephen King books



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“The Dark
Tower.”

Sony

There’s a creed The Gunslinger lives by in “The Dark Tower,” and
it ends with: “You do not kill with your gun. He who kills with
his gun has forgotten the face of his father. You kill with your
heart.”

Director Nikolaj Arcel and everyone at Sony should have thought
about that meaning more when adapting Stephen King’s eight-book
series, because unlike The Gunslinger, they had no heart in their
attempt to bring this classic to life.

Done in a brisk 90 minute running time, the movie feels like a
bunch of scenes cobbled together. With a disregard to character
development, or even simply giving the audience a moment to
breath in the world, the feeling of watching “The Dark Tower” is
like racing through a meal because you are late to an
appointment.

At one point, I was imaging what it must have been like to edit
this movie. Likely it was days filled with Sony Pictures head Tom
Rothman standing over the editor screaming, “IS IT DONE YET? IS
IT DONE YET?? IS IT DONE YET!?!?!?”

The movie opens with teenager Jake Chambers (Tom Taylor) having a
nightmare that kids are being forced to be weapons for an evil
Man in Black (Matthew McConaughey) in his quest to destroy the
Dark Tower, a giant black structure that goes high up in the sky.
Seriously, that’s all I know about it. The movie gives very
little indication of its importance outside of it being very
powerful. Gradually, we learn that Jake continues to have visions
of The Man In Black and Roland Deschain/The Gunslinger (Idris
Elba), while noticing that people around him seem to be strange
creatures disguised as humans. Eventually, Jake’s visions lead
him to a portal to another dimension, and there he meets The
Gunslinger. The two then go out to find the Dark Tower and also
face The Man in Black.


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Matthew McConaughey in
“The Dark Tower.”

Sony

I never read the King books, but it’s more than obvious Arcel and
the slew of screenwriters who have taken on this project over the
years — there are four credited, including Arcel — completely
slaughtered King’s material.

Numerous supporting characters are given zero time for audiences
to understand who they are and their importance in the story.

And even more bizarre is the major power Jack has in the movie is
actually a reference to another King book.

About halfway through the movie, Jack discovers that he shines,
which means he has psychic abilities. It’s a power Danny
Torrance possesses in King’s novel, “The Shining.” Though it’s
kind of cool that the movie makes a reference to another King
classic, it’s also very weird. In King’s “The Dark Tower” books,
Jack possess a similar power called “The Touch.” Wouldn’t it have
made more sense to go with that? Fans of books like the movies
they are based on to reference what’s actually in them.

It’s hard to fault Elba or McConaughey for their performances.
Whatever they were sold on to accomplish in this movie
likely never panned out. Honestly, outside of some fish-out-of
water comedy done by Elba when The Gunslinger transports to Earth
briefly, there’s nothing memorable about any performance.

It’s more than obvious Sony wasn’t looking to really make a movie
for the fans of the books — which is just plain bizarre. They are
the ones who can’t wait to see this!

“The Dark Tower” turns out to be just the latest in a long line
of movies based on King’s books that are nothing like his work.
The added problem with this one, however, is it’s nowhere near
close to being as good a standalone movie as most of those
others.

“The Dark Tower” opens in theaters on Friday.



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